Cottage Critic

Use the form below to add a cottage to the system.

Cottage Photo
Upload photo of property.

Cottage Name

Cottage Tagline
Summarize this property in one sentence.

Cottage Zombie Apocalypse Readiness
Rate the apparent preparedness of this property to defend against zombie attacks.
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Cottage Boat Lift Count
Enter the number of boat lifts visible on frontage of this property.

Cottage Aesthetic
Rate the overall cottage aesthetic of this property.
0 This residence does not belong on the lake
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5 Pure Cottagecore

Cottage Uniqueness
Assign a rating based on unique features on cottage. Is it a geodesic dome or does it have a helipad?
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Cottage Movie Genre
If a film was shot on this property, what genre would it be?
Apocalypse
Camp
Camp Horror
Documentary
Drama
Comedy
Fantasy
Gritty Noir
Indie
Mockumentary
Psychological Thriller
Reality TV
Romcom
Sci-Fi
Slapstick
Space Opera
Spaghetti Western
True Crime
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Cottage Shoreline Appeal

0 No shoreline, you're on the wrong website, click here.
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5 Well maintained, attractive shoreline.